I don’t know about you, but I’m getting bored with all of the lame, wussy pickup terminology like F-close, LMR, Amog, HB, IOI, DHV, Kino, etc… Just hearing this language makes me want to cringe, and using it makes me feel like a beta male. This lingo can’t be good for inner game. If we are truly Alpha males, we should start thinking and communicating like Alpha males by using sports terminology.
So let me kick off this post with some new sports themed pickup terms.
Getting laid (aka F-close) = “Touch Down” or “Slam Dunk”
Approaching/opening = First Down
Wing man = Running back
Alpha male of the group = MVP
a Cockblock/Orbiter/Obstacle = the Goalie
Getting Rejected = Disqualified
Going Direct = a Running Play
False-disqualifier = Curve Ball
Getting Cockblocked = a “flagrant foul” or a “red flag”
Masturbation = fantasy football
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Guys, feel free to add more and/or redefine the terms above.
